highway G-string maniac

so, one sunday around 5:30 pm, my family (mom, dad, brother, me) were in a car going to eat dinner in a japanese restaurant around sudirman. so because our house is sunter, we took the tol road.
my family sat at the back of the car, i was in front. i was minding my own business, listening to my iPod, looking out to the road. it was a really coudy day. it was dark. we saw a small twister near ancol.
so the tol road was empty, what do you expect when the tol road is empty? ofcourse, cars will go faster, so is my car. we were driving in the right side of the road. beside our car is the bushes. just as we passed Trisakti University, this retarded guy came out of the bush. he was wearing a g string, i thought that was pretty funny. haha.
so he just walks calmly across our car. we nearly hit that dude. just by a couple of inches.
man, i was really shocked, and i was sitting infront. i was really shocked. we didnt hit him, but i didnt know about the other cars. i didnt dare to look back. i dont want to know whats happens to that guy.
SHOCKING